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tonytg806 Golden Oldie


Joined: Oct 16, 2013 Posts: 6438
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Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2018 6:36 pm Post subject: Christmas in your face..... |
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Is anyone else fed up of the Christmas sales pitch on television and jingles on the radio. It seems like every decent sized shop is at it too. We're not even in December yet when it really gets fever pitched . I'm not Mr Bah Humbug as I like Christmas but I'm sick of the propaganda already.... Are they trying to put me off?
What about you? |
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Seedy Golden Oldie


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Location: Sofia, Dupnitsa, Lincs
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Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2018 7:15 pm Post subject: |
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I am Mr Scrooge, so no point in asking me...and that fat geezer in the red suit and facial fungus never brings me what I want anyway  _________________ Passer sa vie à lutter contre la connerie est le meilleur procédé pour mourir épuisé |
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tonytg806 Golden Oldie


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Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2018 7:25 pm Post subject: |
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Seedy wrote: | I am Mr Scrooge, so no point in asking me...and that fat geezer in the red suit and facial fungus never brings me what I want anyway  |
I'm not suprised. Last time he asked you to sit on his knee, you called him a 'perv'!
I'll let you into a well known secret too, as a senior citizen, if you want something in particular for Christmas you have to get your own wallet out !
No wonder I never get a Christmas card from you.... (forget the present!) |
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Seedy Golden Oldie


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Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2018 7:40 pm Post subject: |
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tonytg806 wrote: |
I'm not suprised. Last time he asked you to sit on his knee, you called him a 'perv'! |
It wasn't the sitting bit that worried me, it was when he said "Sit on my lap and we can talk about anything that comes up..."  _________________ Passer sa vie à lutter contre la connerie est le meilleur procédé pour mourir épuisé |
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tonytg806 Golden Oldie


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Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2018 3:29 pm Post subject: |
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Seedy wrote: | tonytg806 wrote: |
I'm not suprised. Last time he asked you to sit on his knee, you called him a 'perv'! |
It wasn't the sitting bit that worried me, it was when he said "Sit on my lap and we can talk about anything that comes up..."  |
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Moscow_Wolf Golden Oldie


Joined: Apr 07, 2012 Posts: 9152
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Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2019 11:02 pm Post subject: |
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Seedy wrote: | I am Mr Scrooge, so no point in asking me...and that fat geezer in the red suit and facial fungus never brings me what I want anyway  |
Santa is boring. Try the Russian Ded Moroz (Grandfather Frost) as he turns up with Snegurochka (Snow Maiden) and she is usually HOT and you would love her sitting on your knee (if the Wife isn't around). He/she don't arrive until New Year's Eve and will prefer a shot of Vodka as opposed to milk and a Mince Pie. Warning, watch your wallet as the Foxy Maiden cannot be trusted, she must've emptied my wallet on numerous occasions. |
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Seedy Golden Oldie


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Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2019 7:44 pm Post subject: |
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What's the point of Дед Мороз having a hottie like Снегурочка when 1- she's his grand-daughter, and 2- he can only come once a year?  _________________ Passer sa vie à lutter contre la connerie est le meilleur procédé pour mourir épuisé |
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Moscow_Wolf Golden Oldie


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Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2019 12:15 am Post subject: |
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Seedy wrote: | What's the point of Дед Мороз having a hottie like Снегурочка when 1- she's his grand-daughter, and 2- he can only come once a year?  |
Quality and not Quantity springs to mind. |
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